Monday, March 28, 2011

Mom Would Never Say

Things Mom Would Never Say:

   1. "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

   2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

   3. "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"

   4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

   5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

   6. "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

   7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

   8. "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

   9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

Monday, March 21, 2011

Believe In Yourself

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be.

That’s when you have to tell yourself that things will get better. There are times when people disappoint you and let you down.

But those are the times when you must remind yourself to trust your own judgments and opinions, to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.

There will be challenges to face and changes to make in your life, and it is up to you to accept them.

Constantly keep yourself headed in the right direction for you. It may not be easy at times, but in those times of struggle you will find a stronger sense of who you are.

So when the days come that are filled with frustration and unexpected responsibilities, remember to believe in yourself and all you want your life to be.

Because the challenges and changes will only help you to find the goals that you know are meant to come true for you.

Keep Believing in Yourself .

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

We Are The Best Of Friends

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."