Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Plumbing Job

A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.

The neurosurgeon exclaimed, 'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."

The plumber replied, "I agree, you are right. I too, didn't either, when I was a surgeon. That's why I switched to plumbing!"

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A Funny Test

Here are a funny test to see if you are smart and if you have a good memory.The questions are not that difficult.Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?



Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?



Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.